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Stiff upper lip

By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, my father started nagging me about my husband's mental health. He doesn't understand why my husband can't just walk it off. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 22 November 2024 16:11

Well, when he falls and is put in a nursing home, and he complains, remind him to just “walk it off”

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 22 November 2024 16:11

Well, when he falls and is put in a nursing home, and he complains, remind him to just “walk it off”

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