Health and Painful: Stop! Stop! - FML

Stop! Stop!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was lying on the couch after having surgery on my stomach. My best friend and my mom thought that laughter would be the best medicine. Due to their medicine, I ripped out half my stitches. FML

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mshafty 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:15

talk about busting a gut with laughter :)

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:11

OW!!

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HamsteronA 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:41

ydi for eating cabbage. but atleast now u can see al that cabbage being digested

RageYDI 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:43

least they had the guts to try

caancoha 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:55

It healed that quickly?! Praise the lord!

xNoGoodx 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:56

that sucks. I ripped a few stitches too behind my knee about 2 weeks after my surgery. luckily I had internal ones too that held up.

Twi_lover_EC 6

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:57

That sucks! :/ Hope u feel better! :)

Acuvue 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:32

Ouch! I remember how hard it was not to laugh after my own surgery a few years ago. The more you try not to laugh, the harder it is to stop. Hurts like hell. :(

Roxybaby0113 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:33

Damn, that must of hurt a lot. D: Sorry.

ily1210 10

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:36

ohhh that sucksss. i guess laughter isnt always the best medicine :P hope you get better, OP!!

blastvortex 3

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:44

This qualifies as yet more proof that common sense isn't all that common. They sure FYL, OP.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:47

that pretty much sounds extremely painful. sorry dude

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