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By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
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sirpantselot 22

They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...

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Original_Outcast 23

No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!

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kabza 13

im assuming OP wasnt wearing any uniform of some sort. coz i'd also get freaked out if some stranger stared at me for years.

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ShawnBushOG 9

if you're a legit lifeguard then you're wearing a uniform

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kyu_Q 19

And sometimes sitting in the high hair. Your bosses backed you up......right?

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ShawnBushOG 9

Obviously none of you guys are certified lifeguards, if you think that person(s) is a distressed swimmer you pay slightly more attention than regular.. lol

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doodlecloud 26

'none of you guys'? Most people here have commented FYL, not YDI....who are you talking to?

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kabza 13

I hope the person who complained gets attacked by a jelly fish :)

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rg350dx 29

Ma'am. I noticed your breasts were drowning from across the pool. Please remove your top so I can proceed with CPR and mouth to nipple

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zombieslayer83 19

Careful, if her breast are too big, you might be the one drowning.

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stormchaser24 24

Get a pair of sunglasses, so they can't tell if you are staring at them.

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yepusuckarse 7

Come to think of it.... Most lifeguards are required to wear shades for this reason... I didn't find it creepy, though, til just now

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daydreamer244 13

There are too many stupid people on this earth..

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Enslaved 36

"Watching as the frilly panties run." "Agualung" is now playing in my head. (: I'm curious if that person complaining was actually in water and if the OP was able to contain his erection? :P

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Quizzical 8

Clearly OP wasn't told that a good lifeguard stares upwards so as not to unsettle anyone who might swim past their view, and only responds to direct calls of "someone's drowning!"

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

I hope your boss or supervisor isn't stupid enough to fire you for doing your job

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