Stuck with you

By Lance - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML
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efil_ym_kcuf 0

who gives a shit that ur first? OP Y totally DI...u should have more sense...ur just a dumbass

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GameDub 0

@1-fail for saying first @OP- fail. that was stupid. but I regress... I did something like that before lol

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nam3 0

you care enough to reply to him

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th_fml 0

Really did happen: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/stuck-on-the-phone-literally/story-e6frflri-1225823139351

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Freeze_fml 16

I would say something about the validity of this FML after seeing that article if it weren't against the rules.

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packerboy1280 0

shut tha **** up ur the only 1 who cares if ur 1st OP ur a dumnass couldnt u feel tha glue

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viper63 0

quit bitching if they wrote first damn y'all are pathetic and their right your a dumbass for doing that word of advice think next time junior

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jair_lhao 0

well build in headphone lol kinda cool

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jaywisker 0

im new to this... what is OP?

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The_Disturbed 5

@jaywisker - OP is Original Poster. Basically the author of the FML. And OP...that kinda sucks, but you should have realised that super glue + headphones + ear = stuck. YDI

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whataloadofbull 0

agreed... the OP stole the story.. wat a tool

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trickyd 0

Failed. You deserve this for three reasons. One. breaking the headphones. Two. Being to cheap to buy a new pair. Three. For not using your common sense. Remember Ipod out before showering :) peace ou x

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ichtudirweh 0

You do know some people are extremely tight on money and can't even afford to buy headphones? It's got nothing to do with being cheap. I was in the same situation a few weeks ago (but I managed to scrape up enough money to buy new ones). I'm not saying what they did wasn't deserved, but think about it.

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JuliaM1000 10

NOW U DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM FALLING OUT!!!!! :D

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

How would this affect his masturbation? He can probably still get off without pain.

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whatevershesaid 0

It saddens me to think noone knows what sarcasm is...

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blkwhtrbbt 0

irony meant to wound or insult. that's a pleasant virtue.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

If the OP yanked too hard they could pull their eardrums out

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fuckmrsoftee 0

omg, we're the same age 4/11/94..i just thought that was funny. this is like my second time posting a comment on fml ever, there's never that much to talk about here, and im very passive anyway

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jazzyjas130 0

oooww that must have been painful

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FMYLIFEd00ds 0

YDI for using your headphones, come on now, what happened to built in speakers?

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RKftw 0

ummm most iPods have shity built in speakers for music. cmon, what happened to not being a dumbass??

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TheCoolGuy3434 0

SO DOES MINE u r a bitch

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LMFAOwhilereadin 0

new nano has built in speakers too.. im still using my 3rd gen nano for like 2-3 years

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Signposthead 0

even tho you're a troll, you still piss me off. how about privacy music/strict parents that don't want to hear a single explicit song?

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ensemble_coeur 0

that's a pretty stupid thing to do. YDI for having no common sense.

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jordaninja 0

ummm... how bout you spend a MASSIVE $5.00 on new headphones idiot!?

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ElMarkino 0

i agree, the OP is too cheap to buy 5.00$ headphones

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killabee 0

Because God forbid you should try to fix something instead of just trashing it and getting a new one, I mean come on this is America! Re-use, pshhaw, that's for sissies.

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666metalupyours 0

Well excuse meee Mr Rich Boy, but some of us prefer to try fixing stuff before we throw them away

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DogmaT_fml 4

It seems one needs to know the original value of the headphones and how bad the break was to blame the person on not buying new ones.

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BadPinkKitty07 0

I'm gonna stick like glue, stick because I'm stuck on youuuuuuu! heh, Elvis. ;) thank you, thank you very much!

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