Transportation: Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd...

By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

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Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 16:50 - Sweden - Nora

Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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Pistolaro 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:04

just call the hotel and they will check for you

amberbby69 6

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:04

You couldn't just call the hotel instead of driving 300 miles?

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Pistolaro 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:04

just call the hotel and they will check for you

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 10 June 2010 12:41

Some women are completely nuts when it comes to their purses; they assume everyone would want to steal the junk they carry around, even hotel customer service workers. I know a couple of ladies who'd drive rather than call, so they could see for themselves if they left it or not :/

amberbby69 6

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:04

You couldn't just call the hotel instead of driving 300 miles?

JGood09 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 11:46

what you ladies will do for your purse

amandalovee 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 13:26

I certainly wouldn't.

skyttlz 32

Friday 11 June 2010 4:01

I hate purses. I just keep my phone wallet and chapstick in my pockets and I'm good to go

DRockBod87 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:05

maybe look around a little better before making assumptions as to where things might have been left

elowyn4life 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:05

you drove 300 miles, you crazy bitch. it would have been easier to ring them or email or something!

polarbare 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 22:34

That's what Im sayin'! Why didn't you call first dumbass... the odds of someone turning it in are like zero.... especialy if you're so retarded to leave it in your trunk.

all4laughs 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:06

u should've looked harder before going all that way

VvCJHvV 6

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:06

It bashes on everyone :/

NotYourOrdinary7 6

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:07

you should have called first -_- your own fault op

gutzzzz 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:08

haha, yet another FML avoidable by this rare thing called common sense :) and I'm flooding with my first comment on thus FML, or so says AFP

VvCJHvV 6

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:09

Nice job OP. Look at the brightside, you found your purse without all the contents missing. Unless you forgot those someplace too. Like your back seat or glove compartment thing(brain dead tonight).