Love, Embarrassing, Awkward and Students: Suave - FML

Suave

By ip7 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, I was sitting in a library when a cute boy approached me, so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me what I was reading, I said I was revising for an English test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

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DrMario_ 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:13

That amazing grammar.

catmint 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:13

Has nobody noticed what day it is?

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whycantisignup 24

Thursday 2 April 2015 14:59

What's siting?

Milussi 3

Monday 6 April 2015 22:13

This FML has been submitted by a person living in the UK, revise means something different in British-English than American-English.

TallMist 32

Monday 20 April 2015 2:32

YDI for lying. No one wants to date someone that's pretending to be someone they're not. Just be yourself. That's the only way to see if the relationship will really work.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 20 April 2015 21:10

Just be yourself.

radiocaf 29

Tuesday 2 June 2015 1:41

Should have said "well I am obviously doomed to failure, would you like to help me?" or something like that.

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Today, I was in a crowded elevator and, like any sane person, eavesdropped on the couple in front of me. The guy was breaking up with his girlfriend, and she was crying. As they got off, I patted her on the back and said, "You can do better, honey." It wasn’t until the doors closed that I realized I had just encouraged my boss's wife to leave him. FML

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Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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Today, I realized that this is it. We are here for the blink of an eye, then dead. What if God doesn’t exist, then nothing has any meaning. I’ve been almost frozen in terror at this thought for three days. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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Today, after driving 3 and a half hours to the nearest major emergency room, waiting 7+ hours to see my grandfather's bowel cancer specialist, we were told to go back to our hotel. Why? The triage nurse never logged my grandfather into the system, so his doctor went home at 9.00 p.m. when he'd finished theatre. FML

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