Love, Embarrassing, Awkward and Students: Suave - FML

Suave

By ip7 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, I was sitting in a library when a cute boy approached me, so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me what I was reading, I said I was revising for an English test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

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DrMario_ 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:13

That amazing grammar.

catmint 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:13

Has nobody noticed what day it is?

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whycantisignup 24

Thursday 2 April 2015 14:59

What's siting?

Milussi 3

Monday 6 April 2015 22:13

This FML has been submitted by a person living in the UK, revise means something different in British-English than American-English.

TallMist 32

Monday 20 April 2015 2:32

YDI for lying. No one wants to date someone that's pretending to be someone they're not. Just be yourself. That's the only way to see if the relationship will really work.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 20 April 2015 21:10

Just be yourself.

radiocaf 29

Tuesday 2 June 2015 1:41

Should have said "well I am obviously doomed to failure, would you like to help me?" or something like that.

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