Heartbreaking

By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 04:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
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RichardPencil 30

They're not in candy. You abuse "literally" and the asterisks surrounding "everything" by using them in a statement that is patently false.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If you're eating onion ice cream, whatever happens is your own fault for even going near such an abomination.

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RichardPencil 30

They're not in candy. You abuse "literally" and the asterisks surrounding "everything" by using them in a statement that is patently false.

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Yudith 24

Now that sucks, as you have to avoid red onions, green onions, shallots, chives, leeks (better safe than sorry), and even garlic looks kinda sus. Maybe you can tell everyone that you're on the FODMAP diet so restaurants let you bring your Tupperwares full of ginger-based dishes and PBJ sandwiches.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

If you're eating onion ice cream, whatever happens is your own fault for even going near such an abomination.

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Anderling 32

Apparently some people have had success freezing onions and using them when defrosted. Worth a try?

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