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By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got fired from my job as a babysitter because the movie I showed the kids was "too violent and gave them nightmares." What movie was it? Mary Poppins. FML
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Same thing different taste

Get me out of here!

By There there dear - 09/04/2025 12:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I hired a babysitter for my two kids for the evening. When I came home, I found her sitting on the floor, crying with a full bowl of popcorn, watching a kids' movie. Apparently, my six-year-old had decided to re-enact every scene from the movie, and she couldn’t take it anymore. I had to hug her and assure her that she was doing a great job. FML
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Did you show them the alternative ending where she's shot out of the sky by fighter jets?

Eating straight sugar and dancing chimney sweeps? Those subversive thoughts ****** me up for life! And made-up words nearly got me kicked out of school!

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Did you show them the alternative ending where she's shot out of the sky by fighter jets?

TBF, the scenes where the kids are running away and the dogs are barking was scary even when I was a kid back in 19-none-of-yer-business when the movie was first released on Betamax.

Eating straight sugar and dancing chimney sweeps? Those subversive thoughts ****** me up for life! And made-up words nearly got me kicked out of school!

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tiptoppc 19

Next time, show them Sherry Bobbins! Although an angry, drunk scottsman might give YOU nightmares. Ach! Angry Willy will torment your head dreams with his rake!