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By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got fired from my job as a babysitter because the movie I showed the kids was "too violent and gave them nightmares." What movie was it? Mary Poppins. FML

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You deserved it 92

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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You deserved it 1 706

By anon - 22/02/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 624

You deserved it 16 282

Gutted

By babysitter93 - 22/07/2009 12:17 - United States

Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I've had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML

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You deserved it 3 570

By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:40 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 321

You deserved it 1 621

By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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You deserved it 8 774

By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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You deserved it 4 497

Whack-a-Mole

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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You deserved it 293

By Dx - 06/03/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 235

You deserved it 34 895

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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You deserved it 13 426

By Anonymous - 30/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had to quit my job. Why? Because I don't have a babysitter anymore. All I did was tell them I didn't want them mocking my baby when he cries. FML

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You deserved it 334

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 27 November 2022 2:15

Did you show them the alternative ending where she's shot out of the sky by fighter jets?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 27 November 2022 3:42

Eating straight sugar and dancing chimney sweeps? Those subversive thoughts ****** me up for life! And made-up words nearly got me kicked out of school!

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 27 November 2022 2:15

Did you show them the alternative ending where she's shot out of the sky by fighter jets?

Thaylok 17

Sunday 27 November 2022 2:25

TBF, the scenes where the kids are running away and the dogs are barking was scary even when I was a kid back in 19-none-of-yer-business when the movie was first released on Betamax.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 27 November 2022 3:42

Eating straight sugar and dancing chimney sweeps? Those subversive thoughts ****** me up for life! And made-up words nearly got me kicked out of school!

mccuish 25

Sunday 27 November 2022 10:16

It’s a boring movie anyway

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 29 November 2022 0:55

Next time, show them Sherry Bobbins! Although an angry, drunk scottsman might give YOU nightmares. Ach! Angry Willy will torment your head dreams with his rake!