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By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
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Kellayy 0

Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy

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ncochrum 0

Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet

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RosarioRivera 0

oh my :O take themmm offff! :) Hack her FaceBook or somethinggg!

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EffYoLife 14

thats funny, cute, and embarassing. is it wrong that I want to see the pictures? hahaha

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Shmoopie4 0

Your mother is horrible...if she's your friend on FB, you need to de-friend her right away so she doesn't tag you in them. Wow. Why would someone do that? I swear, the Internet is turning everyone into morons.

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jeanniner 0

haha i think thats funny. As long as your date didn't notice, who the hell cares?

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

#16 you can still tag people even if they aren't your friend. I do it all the time. @OP : I'm sorry . You have my deepest sympathy 

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corbinbennett 0

It says you are a guy and you are saying it was really cute and you are saying your mom calls you her "Baby" so it sounds to me as if you are gay

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WIDRR 0

Woh, just from the word choices and such, i thought it was a woman, your right, the OP fits the description of the traditionally thought of gay man.

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Shhh104 0

How does his mom calling him "baby" make him gay? His mom is doing it, not him. Oh and, I didn't realize the word "cute" was stricken from a straight man's vocabulary. I'm going to have to inform my straight guy friends that use it. Which there are quite a few.

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corbinbennett 0

You can call a girl cute or puppies or a baby cute, but being like It was really cute, seriously thats what makes you sound like a fag like this kid is, and what'd the mom/dad of the girl do drop them off and the girl was the man for the whole thing? this kid needs to grow a pair and stop using the word cute and kiss her

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loverslanex3 0

I don't agree with the cute comment. My boyfriend, and a lot of my guy friends use the saying that something is cute. That defiantly does not make the person gay.

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Cloudy_fml 0

He never specified what his sexual orientation is. He could very well be gay, straight, bi, or what-have-you. I don't see why that matters with regards to the fml.

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ninjacapo 2

I thought it was a chick too but it really shouldnt matter should it? Im straight but if the op is gay then let him be so. It shouldnt matter right?

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dollymyfolly 0

Lol, at least you have a rare picture of a first kiss.

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meadowlark 0

That's actually pretty funny. Congrats on the first kiss.

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cartering 0

So comment on how it was nowhere near your first kiss

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