Love, Embarrassing, Facebook and Parents: Take it down!

Take it down!

By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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Kellayy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:54

Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy

ncochrum 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:58

Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet

Comments

csd_fml 5

Monday 29 June 2009 0:30

Hey, I wouldn't say this is an FML. Ok, so it must have been a little awkward, but you can at least keep a little souvenir. I wish I had pictures of my first kiss... On another note, if you don't want them online and your mom is not in them, I think sites must remove such pictures as long as you report the images saying you do not give consent for posting them.

kewl92 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:32

dude.... that's pretty bad. I mean who would do that

jollyman21 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:44

I like moms especially hot ones.

happy_me 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:45

at least she's not angry. well that sucks anyway fyl

RaptorJesus_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:58

Lol, that sucks, but is the OP a boy or girl. Names steven, but he described the kiss as cute...

jtizzle 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:59

one day you might be happy she took the pictures! if i were you i would just ask her to take them down politely or something, she probably will

JTMan95 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:16

Take a photo of her in bed with your dad, and put it on facebook with the title "my mom FINALY gets laid"

21icefox 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:18

U couldn't stop her! I feel sorry 4 u!

xTinyLovex 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:38

Don't worry, you can always put her in a home when she gets old.

volleyball123 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:38

hahaha ohhh man! that's so funny. I'm sure his mom was just trying to be supportive...sometimes moms don't realize how embarrassing something can be. Though it does kind of suck yes.