Health and Sports: Take the L

FML for mobile
Free

Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 671

You deserved it 7 610

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 760

You deserved it 409

By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 162

You deserved it 2 580

By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 396

You deserved it 3 866

By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 941

You deserved it 6 244

Jog on

By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 847

You deserved it 34 976

By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 149

You deserved it 7 263

By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 902

You deserved it 76 503

Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

I agree, your life sucks 593

You deserved it 154

Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 118

You deserved it 6 197

By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 736

You deserved it 63 949

panda_bear511 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:01

Wow... Hm... I don't really know what to say but that is... sad I am sorry (Also, NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST. So shut up)

susie1234_5678 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:08

Don't worry, you will improve!! I was in track and cross country and used to lose every single race, but I kept improving every year and I started doing really well! That's the thing about running, you really see AMAZING improvements. Have fun and believe in yourself!! Pushing your body will make you improve fastest. (And don't run too much because you might get flat foot like I did :S)

Comments

satanicminnow1 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:22

Racing's dumb anyways.

PinoyKid003 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:23

hey. i know how it feels to do bad in a meet. my friend who was really bad and would get around last place. no matter what, don't give up. keep practicing and running. u'll improve a lot. like i said, don't give up.

tempaccount 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:25

Maybe you should take up... something that isn't track.

Timismaster 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:30

#31 i totally agree

emgirlie5732 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:30

Shin splints really hurt, I had them the other day at a track meet. Hope she feels better. But really, just keep trying. Maybe practice in your own time too, and you'll get better. Just focus on getting YOUR best time, not winning the event and you'll be happier. If you improve your time every meet, maybe you'll even be better than her ;) .

hahahawow 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:34

the good news is she was probably flirting :)

adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:42

You should have told her that her unbearable stench was making it hard for you to breathe, thus hindering your progress.

evanking 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:36

^^ this ftw

Kitty34_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:53

That sucks :( But you're running against really fast people. It's not like you're the slowest person ever. I'm sure if someone NOT on the track team were to run the 100m, you would beat them. Imagine the people who come in last at the Olympics. Do you feel bad for them? Hell no - they made it to the Olympics! You made it on the track team, so be proud of that.

thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:54

Get off this site and stop being so over-dramatic.

BulldogQB4 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:56

Omg I can't run the fastest in a 100m dash (pretty much acceleration btw) my life sucks. News flash, nobody cares how fast you are. Your FML isn't an FML it isn't even funny.