Intimacy: Thanks, auntie - FML

Thanks, auntie

By itwasmyfavoriteshirt - 16/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Bentonville

Spicy

Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By bubblebuttfuckfart - 13/10/2012 17:32 - Ireland

Today, my aunt brought me a birthday present. I quickly figured out that she'd simply returned the jacket I let her borrow two years ago for my brother's graduation party. It reeks of cigarette smoke and alcohol. FML

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Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By grimatwork - 01/11/2010 17:24 - United Kingdom

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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By Jeremy - 12/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I did my laundry at a laundromat. When I came back to get my clothes, I found an elderly man wearing my favorite Joy Division t-shirt, and he refused to give it back because he said it was his. I spent a few minutes arguing with him, before realizing I had grabbed someone else's clothes too. FML

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Prissy

By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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superhumangambit 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:46

And I returned your aunt... With **** stains.

jewwybeanzzz 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:43

Nasty!! D:

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ebonyirony 29

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:48

It was her shirt. She was number one.

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:54

Love the spongebob reference!

amandajlucas2015 2

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:51

Tell her to buy u a new one that's Wut I would do.. Stand ur ground:)

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:53

Might as well burn it. Washing it will do nothing.

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:57

Livin' like Larry!

perdix 29

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:59

I've had some shirts I really liked, but I've never been so sexually attracted to one that I actually jizzed on it. F your aunt's life for having to wear your spooge-encrusted shirt!

laxforevrr 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:00

Lucky you-.-

MindFreakazoid 10

Friday 17 August 2012 0:01

Is that all you could think of to say?

Dixbfloppin 11

Friday 17 August 2012 1:46

W-why would you want your aunt's **** on your favorite shirt?

laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:00

Just ask her to get you a new one. She's owes you. She stains it (especially with ****), she replaces it!

m1grande 3

Friday 17 August 2012 5:09

Jb is horrible.

Larawk 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:02

At least you know you won't have any new cousins lol

jenniiienyc 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:07

That is beyond gross. I suggest you don't let her borrow ANYTHING of yours anymore.

SneakyCaveman 13

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:12

Don't worry OP, it was just some mayonnaise from the 5 dollar foot long she was having the night before.

octopussperm125 18

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:56

Or is it??

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