Thanks, I hate it!

By poorkids - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Auburn

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 410
You deserved it 4 152

Top comments

Ooh nooo! People really should realize that their children aren't pets...

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Your daughter is a Moran so about your luck.... But it funny as ish!

umm i guess thats cute, selfish, but cute.

I see how that's a bit silly, but people name their kids after themselves all the time. That's why we have the ending titles of "Jr" and "|, ||, etc.". So don't freak out too much OP, hopefully it works out :)

ScaredAndNervous 9

I knew a family where the father was Randy, the son was Randy, Jr and the daughter was named Randi. I mean, c'mon now, where are people's heads?

No wonder they had so many kids if the whole family was always randy...

thereseg69 7

She could've named them Anne and Juli

U_GotitDude 18

They won't start hating her until they're in high school

I don't see a problem with the names. They are both normal, easy to pronounce and spell; also you can yell these names six times without sounding ridiculous when you call the kids in for supper. Just don't name your kids when you're drunk.

You know it's a fail when grandma starts cussing

My twin sisters name is Julianne, now I know what to beg her not to name her kids