Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he's a suicide risk due to his depression. FML
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kingsamuelcdt 0

maybe if his son is satisfied you could get a raise ;)

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PSQ91 6

Look on the bright side OP, he trusts you. Next step will be promotion :)

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mrhept 0

hey maybe if it goes well then u may score a boyfriend AND a promotion!

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gardenwhipped 5

get a job somewhere else. And on your last day, say you understand why his son is suicidal... If his management style is anything like his parenting, you would want to kill yourself too.

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fox4744 3

hey you never know, he could be a nice guy even if he is severely depressed

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Magnimus 4

For your boss to ask you to do that is unprofessional, inappropriate, and borderline illegal.

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Geroshin 0

After the date, let us know how the whoring biz is treating ya. (Or you could refuse.)

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cunningchick 1

Aww, that's sad that he's that depressed, I would go on the pity date to make him feel better:)

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LN666 2

Id be asking for the promo to do that (:

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Little_Mistress 4

Your boss thinks you're good enough for his son. So he obviously likes you!

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CaliginusCatnip 17

Please try to help him. At least be his friend.

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G00N3R 19

A ******* makes a ******** become a good job

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