Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
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brit8741 0

Time for new friends...

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nerdwithagun 0

Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!

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brit8741 0

Time for new friends...

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ortega_fml 0

not necessarily. friends bring each other down all the time. unless your butt ugly.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (And I'm Pretty ******' Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah, For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken

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MissErikaHart 0

what's that from?

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RedJester23 6

well its probably because earlier in the day your teacher called you a cow, then immediately apologized once he realized it was you. Using that info, I'd guess the dude was drunk too.

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Chryssi 0

Um, maybe they were joking? Friends tease friends all the time, otherwise, they would be suck-ups, not friends.

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theian01 3

Comments with song lyrics.

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Lurked 4

you're pretty when I'm drunk by the bloodhound gang :) <3 Jimmy Pop

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Aniblecoby 0

not it was a joke, but if they were serious, or op's really sensitive about her looks then yeah, new friends

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NightMarePuppy 0

no it isn't I joke about this stuff with everyone I know

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AwesumIndianGurl 0

Well if they're your friends, I hope they were just kidding..!! :)

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catstuff 0

Sad face. New fwiends? :o

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nerdwithagun 0

Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!

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ArianS2 0

Um ok. The drunk guy? Once he is sober he will be like..." Who the hell us this ugly bitch?!"

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nerdwithagun 0

Sounds like you're kind of a bitch as well. Maybe you were one of OP's friends?

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madasmercury 0

considering the fact that he was working there, I doubt he was actually drunk.

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ArianS2 0

nerdwithagun- I'm so sorry bro, please don't use your e-thugness on me.

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nerdwithagun 0

Whoops, looks like the person I was replying too's comment got moderated.

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ArianS2 0

I don't think your new friends will be able to accept how ugly you are, unless they have down syndrome. So just stick with these. Maybe when they get drunk they will call you pretty too !(:

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jiggyjiggz 0

best pick up line ever. try it. it works.

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