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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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You deserved it 4 366

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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You deserved it 10 587

By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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Huh?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:03 - Spain

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML

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You deserved it 7 068

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

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You deserved it 50 555

Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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You deserved it 929

By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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You deserved it 4 729

Customers from hell

By midnightblade163 - 13/01/2016 12:06 - Australia - Caringbah

Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML

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Karen strikes again

By Ihateithere - 13/07/2021 16:01

Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML

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You deserved it 120

By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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AWiseChicken 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:06

Bitch cray

cherries62212 16

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:06

She needs new brain cells to go with that salad. Her sour attitude will eventually get back at her! I give it 5 years!

Comments

AWiseChicken 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:06

Bitch cray

fortune789 17

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:29

"Bruh..."

XxDevilxXGt 26

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:33

Powerful words from a wise chicken.

katieemerr 15

Wednesday 27 August 2014 0:37

She sounds like a bitch.

BassinBoy14 13

Wednesday 27 August 2014 6:31

Snored. It takes away from the skinny illusion. Also an interesting word..

AWiseChicken 9

Thursday 28 August 2014 4:50

Bitch be snortin'

cherries62212 16

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:06

She needs new brain cells to go with that salad. Her sour attitude will eventually get back at her! I give it 5 years!

anonymous_365 12

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:36

I think she needs lard dumped on her food. Do it, OP.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:46

More like a side of bitch. Make sure you super bitch size that for her.

TheDevilWearsJoe 8

Wednesday 27 August 2014 0:21

Why 5 years? She'll be talking to the hand very very soon.

BvbArmy_0 18

Wednesday 27 August 2014 4:06

Drench the salad in fatty oil high calorie oil make the calorie count really high

kibster9 20

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:07

What I hate is people that are so mean, even when they get compliments.

23lf 16

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:04

"Today, some fat bitch told me I was skinny. FML"

MaryssaJean 13

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:08

I'm sorry. People can be cruel. Don't worry about that customer, hopefully you won't let that comment get to you because her opinion doesn't matter :)

zenrael 21

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:10

Well **** you very much too.

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:11

Ignore the anorexic asshole. She probably thinks eating half an olive makes you fat. You're probably actually normal and good looking.

cp399 14

Wednesday 27 August 2014 0:23

I agree, however please don't use anorexic as an insult.

TheCrispyCat 20

Wednesday 27 August 2014 1:31

I'm pretty sure asshole was the insult.

OysterPearls 33

Wednesday 27 August 2014 1:50

Using a very real psychological disorder against someone is disgusting, and regardless of how she treated OP, the use of that word in #6's comment was an insult, and a definitely uncalled for one at that.

SmoothPancakes 10

Wednesday 27 August 2014 2:34

Oh go cry from a soapbox somewhere else. Jesus, politically correct ***** everywhere these days.

Lil_Red777 21

Wednesday 27 August 2014 2:56

It does sound like she has an eating disorder. So who knows.

theaaxis 27

Wednesday 27 August 2014 4:13

Sounds more like she's a snobby attention *****...

gothicminx89 3

Wednesday 27 August 2014 7:36

#51 Or maybe she's like a large portion of the female population obsessed with being 'thin'. I hear it all the time from people who are about a size 8.