Kids: Thanks kids

Thanks kids

By BadMurderer - 31/07/2009 04:01 - Mexico

Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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You deserved it 3 871

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 003

You deserved it 2 127

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 247

You deserved it 3 080

By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 829

You deserved it 3 241

Looks to Die For...

By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 159

You deserved it 894

By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 622

You deserved it 4 140

By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 253

You deserved it 4 021

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 017

You deserved it 3 971

They hated her because she spoke the truth

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

I agree, your life sucks 776

You deserved it 114

By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 962

You deserved it 831

Cropped Out

By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 942

You deserved it 280

ALittleBitCrazy 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:07

Kids always tell the truth

NGM_47 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:12

They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old

Comments

olisykes_ 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:52

YDI for being an uggo.

aback 4

Friday 31 July 2009 12:53

Well, yeah. You probably did, after hearing that.

sireen 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:56

YDI for being ugly

DeathMetal666 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:57

I didn't read it, since i saw you are a beaner taco ****. YDI and I am glad my friend knifed one of you faggots.

leeenerz 0

Friday 31 July 2009 13:11

#14 deserves to be slaughtered

cheesefest 0

Friday 31 July 2009 15:08

May you and your subhuman friend rot eternally in the scummy lives you clearly already live, #14

ninafea 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 11:37

Did you know the richest man right now is a Mexican and you're trailer trash?

SuperSukh 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:51

Wow **** you. I'm not even a mexican and this pisses me off! You should post your cuntry, bitch, so we can nag you, too. and I can assure you, stabbing ONE Mexican isn't gonna do shit cuz everyone stabs everyone. at this point, i don't even know what I'm saying so im just gonna end it with: **** YOU *****!