The judge has made his ruling

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - London

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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kitkatmeOw 8

Looks like you're not getting any pussy.

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blondie1208 17

If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.

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blondie1208 17

If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.

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unknown_user5566 26

Or the cat is an evil mastermind, and he's trying to just scoop up the girlfriend for himself. :-P

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sens3sfailing 24

i guarantee you if you had had a dog, the dog would only given enough of a shit to lick his own balls at most.

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unknown_user5566 26

27- Not necessarily. When my husband and I have an argument, my dogs immediately run over to me, and give him the stink eye. :)

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lilhellian 26

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spekledworf 18

I had a dog that would literally try to break up fights. She would get inbetween people and push one away from the other. But cats... they are always sleeping with the enemy.

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soccerchick800 10

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sens3sfailing 24

^Oh to be young and to not know some of the crazy shit both genders do to the other that deserve yelling.

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sens3sfailing 24

Am I seriously getting corrected on just saying their are 2 genders? I categorize people more with their mental gender, and not as both so there are only 2 to me...

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kitkatmeOw 8

Looks like you're not getting any pussy.

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rocker_chick105 31

Well that went over your head didn't it...

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sugarshane007 20

18- Just walk away.

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xblair 11

2 - I love how your name is related to your comment. :D

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jemmers 13

Wow. Sucks to be you on all levels huh? Hope your day gets better.

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EG14_fml 8

So you got two ******* angry at you? I feel for ya bro.

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KVKdragon 26

Why did you leave because the cat say next to your GF? It's not like he has anything to say on the subject. Unless there's something you're not telling us about your cat 0.0

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tsent8 15

Fine you caught me I have a talking cat alright? Now that that's solved we can move on to other stuff.

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KY_Jelly 10

Well, apologize to your girlfriend before you apologize to your cat. Obviously, you've offended both.

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tsent8 15

Forget apologizing you just can't get through to *******. Or cats.

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olpally 32

And how does that make you feel?

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xmaximusx 12

It doesn't matter how he feels anymore

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lilhellian 26

Dang blocked from getting pussy on any level. That's a cat-tastrophy.

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CuriousAlien 7

Well that's awkward. You should have glared at the cat and waved cat food in front of its face. Then whisper "pick a side and choose wisely" while swinging the cat food back and forth.

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you_failed 15

OR THE CATNIP!!!!! :D

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