The not-so-great escape

By malloreigh - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML
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morgaleigh 6

On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer, It grew into a tree. The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti, All covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, Whenever you sneeze.

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FreeDrinks 4

This reaffirms what Jeff Dunham said about a woman's purse/handbag... "You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"

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Comments

diaelmankabady 4

Bahahaha, this is hilarious. And to the girls finding stuff in a bras .. I hope you are joking, how gross is tht? Like how can it even get there

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jadenspades 0

Course they have boobs and cleavage that's how it gets there I should know I have 5 sisters

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diaelmankabady 4

I have boobs and cleavage too duuh i believe the girls are just making fun ..

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jellitonoctopus 19

You must wear turtle necks if you've never found a crumb in your bra.

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patrickdamoose 5

Anybody else wondering how it got in her hair if she was sitting down eating it

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dcg1375 7

LONG hair....why is this such a difficult concept to grasp? You don't seem to be the only one 55.

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SweetPerfectionn 3

What an adventure that meatball had that the others after it will probably never have.

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altigue 0

How did it get above ur head if u were eating it... Is your mouth on the top of ur head?

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glittercookies 12

To the people who keep asking how it got in her hair: she most likely has long hair. Past shoulder length. So when the meatball fell from the sub, it fell directly on her hair. Her hair was probably laying on top of her breasts like most long hair, so it proceeded to roll down her shirt. Understood?

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dcg1375 7

Although your comment is very much appreciated, it seems many people still aren't going to grasp that concept. Like #72. I've been fighting this battle all throughout this post. I believe our efforts are futile.

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flea_of_death 23

Okay...I've got long hair and I know how to keep it out of the way of any food substances that might fall on me (I'm not a clean eater XD) so it doesn't make logical sense for someone with hair of any length to get it near a messy food. Plus, you have to take into account how low cut of a shirt she might have been wearing...so please stop trying to answer all these people who are confused about how it managed to roll in her hair then into her shirt, because it's a valid question...

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glittercookies 12

Not really. Maybe I'm completely insane, but I've gotten food in my hair before. Since you know, sometimes accidents happen. Food falling down people's shirts isn't a phenomena either.

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