Weird, Awkward, Underwear and Parents: This is fine

This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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You deserved it 103 231

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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You deserved it 7 191

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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You deserved it 1 363

Locks are useful

By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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You deserved it 22 282

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 176

Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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MikuandKaito 24

Tuesday 26 March 2019 22:50

ew wtf.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 26 March 2019 23:30

Tell her that your panty rental fee is $20/ pr. Time to put dem clothes into a lockable suitcase!!! Then tell her that her son/ you like to f*ck in her bed and leave a big wet spot soaking through the mattress with the sheets unchanged afterwards....

Comments

MikuandKaito 24

Tuesday 26 March 2019 22:50

ew wtf.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 26 March 2019 22:58

My guess is her logic told her "Girls share clothes, so why can't we?", and therefore it wasn't a problem. I do hope she cleaned them first, otherwise that was really nasty.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 26 March 2019 23:30

Rae Miller 10

Wednesday 27 March 2019 0:24

Oh that is too close of a relationship between mom and son. #redflags

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 March 2019 0:58

I’m flummoxed. She created a boyfriend from you and you begrudge her a little test drive in your knickers? What the **** is wrong with you?

maikeru1979 23

Wednesday 27 March 2019 6:18

you are usually witty with your comments Richard, but lately you seem to just be a Dick

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 March 2019 7:20

You're reading them wrong. I'm saying them in a fun, lighthearted way and you're reading them too seriously.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Wednesday 27 March 2019 1:52

omfg, she took them from the dirty laundry! I'm DISTRAUGHT

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 27 March 2019 2:44

That's not normal, get out yesterday.

Aphrodite 20

Wednesday 27 March 2019 4:39

Hope you let her know they were hers now!

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 27 March 2019 4:45

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 27 March 2019 14:01

That's really creepy they both don't see why that is wrong especially your bf. The fact your bf doesn't see it as weird sends up a few red flags about the relationship with his mother and the boundry issues and you guys sharing a house does make it more complicated.