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Today, my girlfriend jumped into my arms for a kiss. She's done it before, but this time I wasn't expecting it. I fell backwards, straight through my glass coffee table. FML
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Ninjahiga 27

Oh my, I hope you are able to replace it. Don't be angry, she was just trying to be romantic... In a rough way

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soulreaper12296 28

Hopefully neither of you got hurt from the glass. And hopefully it wont be to expensive to replace.

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Ninjahiga 27

Oh my, I hope you are able to replace it. Don't be angry, she was just trying to be romantic... In a rough way

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MankDemes 15

They've done it before tho, he just wasn't ready

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zach205 24

Yea, it is completely fine, he luckily remembered he had the ability to phase through glass at the last second.

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leogachi 15

@13 That would be a fantastic ability to have. Op must live a fabulous life.

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mds9986 24

as OP was falling he calculated on a quantum mechanical level the precise moment where he could fall into the glass and go right through it.

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SecundusSecunda 27

I was expecting a "You can't see me... JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAA" username type, but oh well

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HelloHolaBonjour_fml 11

Hoping for a follow up here

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oiler 21

Why? table is replaced and they have make up sex.

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derangedplanet 23

And hopefully it wasn't incredibly bloody via breaking open stitches. I mean, be real; someone probably got hurt too. But an injury will never hold back all that romance movie jump lust

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soulreaper12296 28

Hopefully neither of you got hurt from the glass. And hopefully it wont be to expensive to replace.

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THEDUDE1553566 24

Look at the bright side, you have a girlfriend that cares enough about you to be so romantic. I think that's more important then a table

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sophzxc 15

This honestly sounds like a funny movie scene but I'm more worried if you hurt yourself through the fall and broken glass pieces OP :

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Mathalamus 24

At least you have a wonderful girlfriend. I still question the need for glass furniture, though...

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