By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML
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abeye111 8

Tell him they are busy in their bedroom

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Meowingtons500 18

Next time, use your best Consuela voice. Thats what I always do. Is your mommy there? No, no, I have no money.

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Schiffy 18

I might be able to top that. I'm an 18 year old male, most of the time I'm on the phone with some representative for a company, I get called ma'am or miss. Makes me want to shoot someone in the head with a sniper rifle.

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PistolWhiper93 0

Hit puberty soon, or u might be stuck I a rut. Sorry OP.

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WhoaItsKiernan 4

I like how everyone is saying to say all these horrible(but funny) things....that'd how you end up with police on your doorstep

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kiakia0131 23

A local politician came to my door once and asked me the same thing. I was 18 at the time. I could only answer by shaking my head "no" as I had no voice from coughing due to pneumonia. The lady responded with "well give your parents this when they get home. Thanks sweetie." >.< Do I really look that young?

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DogsPaw 16

That's where you go, "mommy and daddy are upstairs doing naughty things..." Or you could say, "I killed mommy and daddy" Or just for fun say, "mommy and daddy are fighting because they don't know that to do with the body of the last person that called"

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benhd1 14

I used the body of the last person that called one when I was 10 and my dad said he was pissed with telemarketers and he told me to **** with them If they called (what can I say trolling runs in the family)

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jwebster 8

Daddy just killed mommy and himself!!! Whaaaa! How could you ask for them? I am all alone now! Lmao

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reldnahceus 8

I get that all the time, I'm 40

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WTFisthiscrap 6

I do too, and get called a little girl all the time. I'm 34. Supposedly we'll appreciate it when we're older. My mom (63 yrs old) said that to me one day. I asked her "so you'd like to be called a little girl?" She was cringing but managed to say yes! lol

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angeluscado 15

I sound like I'm 12 on the phone. Thankfully, I took my number off most telemarketer lists so I don't get lots of calls from telemarketers asking for my mum or dad. I do feel your pain, though.

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