Miscellaneous: Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place,...

By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 625

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By Jojo - 08/05/2019 16:00

Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML

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You deserved it 279

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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You deserved it 129

By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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You deserved it 2 592

Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 179

Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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You deserved it 3 615

Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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You deserved it 2 614

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 344

You deserved it 2 548

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 872

You deserved it 3 718

Foot in mouth

By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 161

You deserved it 67 161

By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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You deserved it 3 498

neonstud 0

Friday 9 November 2012 3:12

Mamas boy.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 9 November 2012 3:16

Is his mom elderly and/or in ill health, such that she needs his help?

Comments

enormouselephant 15

Friday 9 November 2012 4:12

46- real talk yo, your swag is too young for me, yolo but no ass kissing for you.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 9 November 2012 4:22

Next, you'll be kick out of that trailer because "little girls are the devil".

MrSassypants 33

Friday 9 November 2012 4:24

You lost me at "real talk".

Sai_Run614 7

Friday 9 November 2012 4:35

Unless its because they are on set ex bf.

zango1 15

Friday 9 November 2012 4:43

I think you could file this under 'First World Problems'.

Tidus0 17

Friday 9 November 2012 5:00

You may as well have her move into the house. I would choose house over a smaller form of living.

kobelstone23 13

Friday 9 November 2012 5:04

No need to be a snatch about it and post it online, just sayin'.

sweetmama88 6

Friday 9 November 2012 5:06

I would never ditch my home for a trailer.

maemadness 2

Friday 9 November 2012 5:25

Run.

LibraGirl_10 3

Friday 9 November 2012 5:43

Maybe he has been watching "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" too much....hence him wanting to try out trailer life....hehe

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Friday 9 November 2012 9:47

Gypsy...? I believe you mean Greek.

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Today, I found out my husband of four years has been cheating on me with his boss, who had been kind and treated me well. I never suspected it until I caught them in OUR bed. All he would ever do was come home and complain about how hard his job was. I guess that wasn't the only thing that was hard. FML

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Today, I had to pick up my brother and his girlfriend from the bar at 2:00am because they were too drunk to drive themselves and had no money for an Uber. Five minutes into the ride, they started going at it in the back of my car. I don't think I'll be doing favors again. FML

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Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting are my sister-in-law and her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattress in the room next to mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 561

You deserved it 4 164

Today, I tried signing into one of my many food apps. After three hours, forty five minutes, and several emails with tech support, I realized that I had mixed up the emails I use for my Amazon and food accounts. FML

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You deserved it 454

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

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You deserved it 963

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

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You deserved it 7 724

Today, my dad snooped at my payslip and now he keeps calling me a tight cunt who should contribute more. This from the man who smokes 50 a day but hasn’t had full-time employment since 2009. Plus I pay rent, and the gas and electric when he can’t afford to, which is every month. FML

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You deserved it 102

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

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You deserved it 34 407