Love: Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went...

By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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ghostlilac 25

Tuesday 27 November 2012 8:53

Guess it was a not-so-Happy Meal ... I'll show myself out

newbiehere99 6

Tuesday 27 November 2012 8:52

Bah da dah dah dahhhhh ... I'm lovin it. Did he at least Supersize your meal?

Comments

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:26

An offbeat with his daddy, a special ass, if you please, pick up my number and turn your head so I can run.

tsent8 15

Tuesday 27 November 2012 13:25

To make it extra special he let you keep the toy from the happymeal.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 November 2012 14:04

Did you tell your friend that you have a fantasy about being in a cheapskate threesome?

kemnet 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 14:28

Did she tell you which one would be perfect for you? maybe she meant the father and the son just tagged along

RealTalk0 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 14:28

"Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Disaster Date!"

T9FTW 20

Tuesday 27 November 2012 15:12

His father was "with the entire time"? Huh?!

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 16:46

Sounds like your former date will be forever alone. I wouldn't be surprised if he still breastfeeds off his mom. His parents are probably overly religious nuts hellbent on maintaining their son's virginity.

eggmarie 25

Tuesday 27 November 2012 16:52

It amazes me how some people can turn ANYTHING into "it's all religion's fault!!!" Shit, I'm not religious at all and I still find it annoying.

panda_lou 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 17:27

Blind dates are awkward. They are social situations where two people that don't know each other are supposed to be together in a rather intimate setting. Next time tell your friend "thank you but I will find my own dates from now on. " or even have all three of you go out together to see if you'd even be interested in a date with these men.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 November 2012 17:35

Dad was the Back-up Plan. If you were too boring for the son, you might have been just right for the old guy. Some old dudes are so intent on being with younger women, they'll settle for one who is too tedious for her contemporaries.