Miscellaneous: Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 18 June 2010 9:25

I hate when friends all invite their boyfriends along even when it's supposed to be a girls-only night...It's like they can't go one night without seeing them. Ridiculous.

RobotStrut 7

Friday 18 June 2010 9:22

I'm sorry. :( That's very unfortunate.

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babybobetski 6

Wednesday 16 October 2013 21:45

those aren't good friends): you poor thing!!

harryisangry 6

Monday 9 December 2013 4:30

No offense, I'm seriously confused, but what was the husband jealous of if you broke up?

likemice 6

Friday 20 December 2013 16:22

Does this remind anyone of Leo?

Jhk9000 23

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:17

Ridiculous girlfriends and their boyfriends too. Tell them to shove it.

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