By davetherave1983 - 09/09/2015 05:09 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
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9a_1z 12

I thought everyone had read that amusing amazon review from the guy who nair-ed his balls. I believe it ended with 'DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.'. The internet is trying to help you man.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Just what kind of kitchen accidents do you get into?

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inolongercare 19

That's why the bottle says "not to be used in sensitive areas"

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Slavgaard 16

Chemicals and genitals are bad... mkay

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CliffyB03 28

Apart from all the levels in a relationship. I'd rather be on the level of "poop with the door open" than be on this level

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thecrumbs 0

Dude it says right on the bottle to not use on the genitals.

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sturschaedel 27

The only reason for infections caused by shaving I can think about is using the wrong kind of foam/soap. If you are sensitive to it, using foam or soap with the wrong PH level can upset the natural acidity of the ****** and cause yeast infections. Use products that are made for use around your vulva and there shouldn't be a problem. As with STDs: good to know hair protects from them. Next I'll start using toupees instead of condoms *eye roll*.

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asdadfhowrh 23

You had the balls to go through this experience.

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writerchic85 25

I'll never understand the appeal of shaving each other. You have to get in pretty unattractive positions to shave your privates and then there is hair sticking all over things. Not sexy.

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tiredofwaiting 25

That is why you do the patch test first

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