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Ah, more math for everyone! I bet you're now regretting learning what 'x - 2' meant back in high school, OP.
Leave 2 hours ahead of time
I would work this in to a 3 hour lunch.
Switch it to two hours before the actual time so everyone thinks they're late
Thank you Trump!
Bet you live in Portland.
Spring forward, fall forward. In a few years, you'll be doing some real time travel.
And you can't change them yourselves?
Actually no we can't. They are up high and would require a ladder to get to. Safety regulations forbid us from doing that.
this is an OCD nightmare
Boo-frickety-hoo
Looks like it's time to leave!
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Leave 2 hours ahead of time
Ah, more math for everyone! I bet you're now regretting learning what 'x - 2' meant back in high school, OP.