Work: Today, after complaining about the clocks still being an hour...

By needagoodlaugh - 10/11/2016 01:58 - United States - West Linn

Today, after complaining about the clocks still being an hour ahead from daylights savings, my work finally changed the time on all the clocks in the building. Now all the clocks are two hours ahead. FML

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You deserved it 883

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 16:42 - United States

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

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By Brian - 16/07/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 21:51 - United States

Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML

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By graciegold95 - 06/12/2014 16:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML

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By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 2 074

By Tottie - 24/06/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 14:15

Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML

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You deserved it 1 342

**** management

By jobless! - 17/10/2021 23:00

Today, I tried to clock in at 2 pm, but the machine was malfunctioning and kept refusing my card until 2:01. Just yesterday, our manager gave a long angry speech about firing the next person who doesn’t clock in when they’re supposed to, “on the dot.” FML

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You deserved it 99

By Karansuni - 14/10/2013 10:38 - Germany

Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 263

GlennGuagmire 20

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:37

Leave 2 hours ahead of time

BestOrginalName 22

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:37

Ah, more math for everyone! I bet you're now regretting learning what 'x - 2' meant back in high school, OP.

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BestOrginalName 22

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:37

Ah, more math for everyone! I bet you're now regretting learning what 'x - 2' meant back in high school, OP.

GlennGuagmire 20

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:37

Leave 2 hours ahead of time

buckdharma 36

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:40

I would work this in to a 3 hour lunch.

chirstinap325 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:42

Switch it to two hours before the actual time so everyone thinks they're late

Mightytall 35

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:09

Thank you Trump!

xx000o 27

Friday 11 November 2016 12:17

Bet you live in Portland.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:31

Spring forward, fall forward. In a few years, you'll be doing some real time travel.

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 10 November 2016 16:04

And you can't change them yourselves?

needagoodlaugh 34

Thursday 10 November 2016 17:00

Actually no we can't. They are up high and would require a ladder to get to. Safety regulations forbid us from doing that.

Kihdd 8

Thursday 10 November 2016 18:26

this is an OCD nightmare

great_nate 26

Friday 11 November 2016 0:56

Boo-frickety-hoo

vendi1 2

Friday 11 November 2016 0:56

Looks like it's time to leave!

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