Miscellaneous: Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 08:24 - United States

Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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Awkwaaaaard

By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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You never listen

By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, after I'd offered to make suggestions to my partner after she finished writing an essay for her college class, and she'd read my suggestions, we argued about every single point I wrote down. Despite telling her she didn't have to take any suggestions we argued for 2 days about it. The professor had the same notes as mine. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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Wednesday 3 October 2012 16:12

Today, my right hand and I went to the cinema together.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:27

Poetrywriter12 - Have you BEEN to uni? If not, then you have no idea what you're talking about. If so, then I'm severely disappointed with you. Sure studies are important, but the most important part of college is to LIVE.

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0ops_i_died 8

Wednesday 3 October 2012 16:53

You don't need a girl to make you happy OP. stop being boring and start being awesome!

gracehi 31

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:34

Good advice, bro.

Spectre529 12

Wednesday 3 October 2012 16:54

A professor suggesting getting a gf? What has the world come to?

center 5

Wednesday 3 October 2012 16:59

Tell him you would except your boyfriend would object. Watch his face fall.

0ops_i_died 8

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:06

Expect? :D

ben827 10

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:00

I know that feel bro. It's okay, it happens to the best of us.

starbursty 0

Wednesday 3 October 2012 20:51

Feeling*?

juker369 7

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:12

I bet he was joking and didn't think you'd get embarrassed.

challan 19

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:14

Write about a brilliant encounter with a sexy older woman... his wife.

olpally 32

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:47

That could work, but then op would be expelled!! Lol... Great idea, could end badly though... Sleeping with the professor's wife, every university students dream... Until he kills you for it... Haha, best keep his encounter with the professor's wife anonymous... :D

sharksfan48 13

Wednesday 3 October 2012 17:33

That's a bitchy thing to say, but you shouldn't complain about not Jacob an idea. Just take at least 5 minutes out of your day and think about the subject. It works for me, hopefully it'll work for you.