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By sleepyt127 - 07/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML

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By lukey101 - 30/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I took the train home to save a few dollars on an Uber fare. I fell asleep on the train, got a fine for travelling outside of my paid zone, and had to take an even longer Uber home than it would have been from where I started. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML

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By 43_clothespins_later - 21/11/2013 00:12 - United States - Richmond

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 02:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

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By ColdFoot - 03/10/2009 06:38 - Australia

Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

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It never rains, it pisses down

By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, trying to get to work just off Eglinton station in Toronto, I slept in, didn't shower, and didn't have money for an Uber, so I jumped on the street car. This was the only time they had people checking tickets. One 200$ fine later, I'm late for work, and after a warning for my tardiness, I was sent home for "stinking." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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Friday 8 May 2009 2:10

sucks dude, but seriously, why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money

brodizzle 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:09

Explain to a NY cop? lolol

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ilikepie789 0

Monday 25 January 2010 1:43

hoboes r pimps they dont deserve tickets

what_the_fail 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:01

Haha covered in piss. That part made me laugh

HardCandy0505 0

Monday 5 April 2010 5:49

LOL , Homeless Dude FTW :)

anybodyudontnoe 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 2:36

hey do u live in brooklyn or manhattan or another burrogh (idk how to spell it) because i live in brooklyn and there arent any homeless ppl on the subway by me or on the bus' so hmm weird i only saw on crazy guy once!

luna2495 0

Monday 4 June 2012 23:13

FYL DUDE FYL!!!

Orchard 33

Friday 24 May 2013 4:35

Of course he's not going to ticket the obviously homeless and penniless man next to you; assuming the man even had the mental faculties to understand getting a ticket, how would he pay the ticket? You, on the other hand, would have the means to do so, and you were obviously passed out drunk on the train. You're lucky you didn't get robbed and murdered by bad people rather than fined by a cop

not_emo_kid666 16

Friday 27 November 2015 17:46

The homeless man already has nothing. Stop being an arrogant prick

SKYstlimit 11

Wednesday 15 February 2017 19:15

he was probably trying to be nice to the homeless bloke, if he tickets no one he's done a bad job and will get called out when he goes into work, but he knows homeless guy can't pay so gives the ticket to someone who can, sucks to be you but I think the cop was trying to be nice