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By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2022 10:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00

Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By apparentlytoofat - 26/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML

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By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Bingo wings

By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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xKites 4

Friday 2 November 2012 11:52

Apparently so does his.

speckledots 29

Friday 2 November 2012 11:55

He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.

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doglover100 28

Sunday 9 March 2014 18:06

Why would you change yourself to please someone?

elizacandle 29

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:57

why did you marey this asshole?

jkt260 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 17:28

I'd recommend finding a new hubby. One that cares?

downlowjigelow02 11

Monday 27 July 2015 6:53

and you are with him because?

acruse21 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 4:35

Men are pigs. You could have a complete make over and be the most kind hearted person in the world and it's never good enough for them

analise1998 25

Saturday 22 August 2015 6:20

loose more pounds by dumping his ass?

Tyrax 16

Thursday 25 August 2016 0:54

Be proud of what you did. And now there's probably a lot more interest. So he either needs to step it up himself, or you can trade in for a better model.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Tuesday 4 October 2016 8:24

I Really hope thats an ex by now. You should Never have to change yourself to please your spouse.

Lexi_Hatfield97 5

Sunday 30 July 2017 3:45

sounds like you need a new husband, what a jack ass...

saricaste 21

Monday 19 March 2018 19:56

Dump him.

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Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

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Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML

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Today, my housemate yelled at me because I'm "ignoring" her and it makes her feel "rejected and hated." Last week, she yelled at me for saying hello, and told me not to speak to her unless she spoke to me first, because she was "stressed out" and "can't be disturbed." I can't take her mood swings any more. FML

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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML

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