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Too bad sex is a proven headache reliever.
Or maybe he just wasn't in the mood. (please dont bring up the stereotype that men only want sex)
If he had a headache, he would've at least said "get me an Advil". He didn't say a word.
Awesome reply my friend A+++
44- If he did have a headache, he might have already taken some Advil before.
He could have whacked it beforehand. Don't judge.
Even if he wasn't in the mood, he could've commented atleast. It must be hard to get that confidence after having a baby pop out of you
Good point. I kinda took cute as meaning a sexy time outfit
Not wanting to fool around is perfectly ok, but that does not mean he cannot at least notice and compliment her on the effort
#44 he could have taken the advil before and if not, he can't get his own advil. He's a grown man, he doesn't need his wife getting it for him.
Climb up on that and play the part!(;
No, it's called surprise intercourse. Rape is what today's music does to my ears.
Totally agree with 13
But still... not saying a word? Not even a "Ow, honey, you look so cute/sexy/lovely"? If my husband (considering I had one) would go to sleep without saying anything at all, sexy outfit or not, I would immediately think he's mad at me. It's normal to be not always a sex-loving beast in bed, but ignoring your partner... Gosh, I hope my relationship never reaches that cold point.
Hey wait a minute, I pressed "no" on this one a few days ago! Just goes to show, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Sounds like you've just recently had a baby...and you wonder why your husband isn't romantically charged? Hilarious, tell us another one!
Wow... He must've had a really rough day! R u ok?
Yh shs fne thnx 4 askin. Hw r u???!!?
Again, the need for a 'sarcasm font'. Sorry chaps, it's just my British sense of humour! Clearly a fail though, apologies.
I actually could see why you asked if she's okay. It would be a slap to the face especially with how hormonal and emotional you already are from having a baby. I know if it were me it would probably make me feel unwanted. Men supposedly always think of or want sex, so when turned down or ignored by your spouse even with out the factors of having a baby it would make a girl feel pretty bad. Sorry OP, I would just talk to him about it. Remember he has a whole life outside of the house his mind probably wasn't focussed or something. He could even be trying to not bother you for sex thinking you are exhausted with the baby. Sometimes it's hard to read people. Especially us women. It's like a blonde trying to figure out a rubix cube. Next time take charge. Get dressed up and tell him what you want to do. As well as what you want him to do to you. If he isn't in the mood he will be.
^More likely he has been turned down the last five million times he has made a move and doesn't even bother to try now and didn't realise what she was attempting to do. If she'd whispered in his ear to come up in five minutes she had a surprise for him it might have had a different ending. Either that or she had baby spew/poo in her hair.
well sorry, congrats on the weight loss though !
If you told 18 year old me there would be times a woman was ready and willing and I'd turn her down I would have said bullshit. Then I got old :(
Not marriage so much as babies!
maybe he's just used to not being able to
Maybe he doesn't like skinny women.
I know plenty of guys who don't like skinny women.
99- I'm one of them. (While I don't Hate skinny women, a woman with curves, hips and wobbly bits is much more to my tastes.) :)
Ummm sounds like a dad that's tired because he is also taking care of his child. Try getting him in the morning when he's rested. Who doesn't enjoy morning sex?
That last sentence of those comments where timing is everything. For instance, you can say this on FML, but it would be awfully awkward at a funeral.
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maybe he just has a headache
No, it's called surprise intercourse. Rape is what today's music does to my ears.