Miscellaneous: Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons...

By ManinBlack - 14/09/2011 01:30 - Canada

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

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Just the two of us

By Anonymous - 15/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML

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Very informative!

By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By all by myself - 14/04/2014 23:34 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML

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Dirty dancing

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML

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Teacher's pet

By Justcomeinlate - 07/10/2024 01:00 - Turkey

Today, I decided to show up to my new class an hour early, to be able to choose my seat, and figure out how the computer lab works… only to find out that the lab was locked and I had to wait until the professor unlocked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 02:13 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

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I have no idea what I'm doing

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 10:00

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:15 - United States

Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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Worth it

By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 19:26 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

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azcardinals1307 2

Wednesday 14 September 2011 8:48

Well, at least you'll be the top student right?

Bill3485 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 8:51

and the worst student. things just got pessimistic up in here.

Comments

FezzesAreCool 18

Thursday 10 October 2013 23:28

Fencing sounds pretty badass though :D

hegchog12 18

Tuesday 24 March 2015 16:19

Fencing, it seems they have found a way to make even sword fighting camp

upgradestorm1 20

Thursday 18 June 2015 4:47

Stick with it, i got a full scholarship because of it

pinkstardust 9

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:02

I guess not many people like fencing in your area.

GeorgiaBea 28

Tuesday 5 January 2016 1:18

But... It's fencing. I've never actually met anyone who fences...

rllyfrickenbored 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:45

don't worry, im sure you will do just fine. you know a lot of people fence so try hard and be great!

rllyfrickenbored 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:46

you can also think of this situation as a private lesson. practice by yourself and surprise all the others

lucasj23 11

Sunday 24 June 2018 6:36

speculating endlessly? really? do you want to learn to fence or are you looking for some group bonding experience. you only need one other person to fence. ydi