Money: Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited...

By Colin - 24/12/2008 05:56 - France

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 18:02 - Canada - St. Catharines

Today, I called the crisis helpline, and because my connection was cutting in and out for a moment, they hung up on me. When I called back, it was shift change, so they hung up again. FML

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By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

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By still on hol - 27/12/2014 10:12 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 08:02

Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML

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By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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By MrT - 11/06/2018 15:00

Today, I phoned my bank. The person wouldn't speak to me about my account as I "sound female" despite being a year 30-old-male. They had to get a supervisor and listen to recordings of past calls to believe me. This isn't the first time I've been mistaken for a girl on the phone. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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Bloom_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 19:58

Obviously, he has a limited number of minutes on his cellphone plan?

indy92 5

Monday 15 June 2009 7:19

terrible, terrible customer service.

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twignig 0

Monday 16 February 2009 4:29

yeah, i don't get it. then again, i'm a bit mentally retarded.

Bloom_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 19:58

Obviously, he has a limited number of minutes on his cellphone plan?

Dave010897 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:07

that sucks

a1m2a3d4o5 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:42

hahahahahahahaha

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:51

You ran out of credit on your phone?

Alexgoesfml 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:05

Credit means money on your phone. Is people's knowledge that limited? Also YDI for using your mobile phone, use a landline phone next time.

IscoreOnU 19

Wednesday 29 August 2012 7:06

We aren't all from ******* France or close to it. Idk what they call shit there. **** off.

ExcitingChives 10

Monday 27 January 2014 19:52

Not everyone has a landline phone.

indy92 5

Monday 15 June 2009 7:19

terrible, terrible customer service.

entropicage 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:09

I sympathise, but also, YDI for using a prepaid phone to call a bank

Khalavaster 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:20

YDI should have known better

Avenging_Angel 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:25

God, I hate customer service. >_>

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