Love: Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years...

By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Explain yourself!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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That's nice

By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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Friday 23 December 2011 19:02

At least it's not no

natashax21 5

Friday 23 December 2011 19:03

Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.

Comments

zycrone 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:55

thats really not such a bad response, she did say yes after all. Could simply be her style, or the fact that she wasn't expecting it but didn't want to do the cliche "omg omg omg, yes yes yes" response

MaddieAnnLMAFO 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:59

That's depressing. At least she said yes..

fentron 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 8:52

She said yes!

superbadd 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 9:03

hey, at least it's a yes, cheer up sweetheart.. it's way better than a no(:

mattiej 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:03

Whats wrong with that

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:21

She said "yes" and that's the important part. Good luck to you both!

miadolcevita 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:34

Wow. Are people really that naive to say "at least she said yes!"? Saying ehh why not after being committed to someone for four years is WORSE than a no. And saying she was joking around? Why would someone joke after something as momentous and as typically emotional as a proposal? And a serious proposal at that with a sentimental letter... they wouldn't have been compatible for four years if he was more serious and deep while she was nonchalant and passive. Basically lol @ the commenters that genuinely meant congrats she said yes bro!