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By NotAModel - 30/04/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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By Natasha - 29/10/2015 08:58 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Monday 30 April 2012 18:53

Tell him no

IdontWanna69 8

Monday 30 April 2012 18:54

Seems legit.

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brittanyayy 8

Monday 30 April 2012 21:48

This would now be the time where you take that creeps number and create a fake ad ok craigslist for people to annoy the crap out of him.

corleon198425 22

Monday 30 April 2012 22:17

Take it as a complement

white16sox 19

Monday 30 April 2012 22:31

Noor, I love how with every new picture, comes a new " About me."

muzy 23

Monday 30 April 2012 22:34

Good thing i was in the bathroom when i saw your profile picture :o

SpringDiver 6

Monday 30 April 2012 22:35

Hope he still bought the coat, hope u didn't model.

friedbunnies 9

Monday 30 April 2012 22:37

You're the idiot trying to sell a coat in spring/summer.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 30 April 2012 23:18

So? She's selling something. How is that considered idiocy? Moron...

Mnemosyne_Love 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:31

I don't really think perverts hibernate. Meaning this guy would still have made that request whatever season she was selling it. Plus, OP didn't say it was a winter/heavy coat. It coulve been a windbreaker.