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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 14:03 - United States - Charlotte

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By and the truth comes out - 22/07/2014 08:44 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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Saintly 2

Monday 24 August 2015 0:10

I don't think you should do that position again.

OysterPearls 33

Monday 24 August 2015 1:04

Lots of people. A guy was harrassing my friend once at school, touching her after her repeatedly telling him not to, and she clocked him right in the dick.

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4hundredbabies 5

Monday 24 August 2015 2:14

That sounds absolutely terrifying. Shit like that is not okay to say, not even as a joke. The ****. OP you sure he is worth your time?

Camo23 21

Monday 24 August 2015 2:30

he shouldn't be such a jerk

tw124331 13

Monday 24 August 2015 2:45

And guys wonder why girls date older guys. Maturity is a must not just a plus.

MzZombicidal 36

Monday 24 August 2015 14:05

Age doesn't really matter when it comes to maturity.

Aimeejasmine 15

Monday 24 August 2015 23:12

Pah yes it does. Either you've been very fortunate in your partners or mentally repressed the whole memory of them lmao

Insanemf18 12

Monday 24 August 2015 2:54

Who the **** talks to there girlfriend like that

876t786t6oi 12

Monday 24 August 2015 2:57

I live in south carolina :)

kaymo2 21

Monday 24 August 2015 3:06

I feel like people take things way too seriously, it was clearly meant in a jokey manner and obviously just a random thought spoken aloud

orsombre_fml 11

Monday 24 August 2015 7:25

So clearly that OP was not able to sleep?

blueeyedcutie21 8

Monday 24 August 2015 3:08

First of all, if my bf ever called my ****** that, we wouldn't be dating anymore. And secondly I'd punch him in the balls for even saying that.

Nova900 17

Monday 24 August 2015 3:17

Why is everyone going crazy about this? "Leaving him", "start to an abusive relationship", "not mature enough"??? Why is the OP not even able to talk about this with him? Why even take this serious?