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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 14:03 - United States - Charlotte

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By and the truth comes out - 22/07/2014 08:44 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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Saintly 2

Monday 24 August 2015 0:10

I don't think you should do that position again.

OysterPearls 33

Monday 24 August 2015 1:04

Lots of people. A guy was harrassing my friend once at school, touching her after her repeatedly telling him not to, and she clocked him right in the dick.

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kc12062 8

Tuesday 25 August 2015 8:41

How... classy.

joshi42 16

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:16

Was it 69? In that case you could just bit his **** of.

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 26 August 2015 10:12

Unless he's commonly violent I'd chalk it up to WTFery.

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 26 August 2015 10:15

Dick hits hurt more than sack taps.

Country_Mama_93 3

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:29

I mean... my husband and I joke like that. And there's been times that I was nervous to fall asleep. Not because he's violent by any means, but because when he makes comments like that, he usually starts a wrestling match or a tickle fight, so I'm nervous about a sneak attack.

Country_Mama_93 3

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:32

Also, I don't understand why people assume he's violent or abusive because of this thought/comment. On a typical day I've thought of throat punching three innocent bystanders for absolutely no reason and probably thought of 5 ways to turn conveniently placed items into murder weapons.

Country_Mama_93 3

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:34

For the record my husband and I joke/talk about it all the time. Not because we'd do it, but because we have twisted and morbid minds. We also say we're gonna beat each other all the time.its just how we are

Exobadger 15

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:59

Sounds like your bf is trash.

Saraishi 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:28

Dafuq?

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:58

So, how did your ex-boyfriend respond when he found his dick up his nose?

katluvr 22

Thursday 29 October 2015 7:48

Unless this kind of word-play is a mutually agreed-upon style of communication, I'd advise you to exit this relationship asap. Personally, I don't think it's funny to make someone feel intimidated or threatened.