Miscellaneous: Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries....

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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You deserved it 4 541

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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You deserved it 4 433

By brokeasajoke - 01/11/2013 12:58 - United States - El Reno

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

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You deserved it 10 760

By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 169

You deserved it 2 595

By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 326

You deserved it 4 476

By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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You deserved it 5 204

I just want to go home

By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 286

You deserved it 3 798

By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 545

You deserved it 3 302

By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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You deserved it 2 731

By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 170

You deserved it 2 427

Senseless_487 29

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:11

It sounds like that wasn't the only tip he wanted to give you.

unidentifieduser 23

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:11

At least you got a tip! Right..?

Comments

aktail01 10

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:15

Oh Anon woman was it a good tip

JJ_86 22

Saturday 24 May 2014 0:09

You mean the money or fingertips?

sunshineb81 16

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:15

Um, why did you let a person even begin to put a hand in your pocket? Reach out and take the money.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:52

Most likely cause she wasn't expecting it. I don't know about the UK, but where I am, they don't let the customers tip the baggers or the cashier's.

sunshineb81 16

Friday 9 May 2014 1:18

#37. I do agree with you but wouldn't you see the hand coming and be able to move in time? I know I would move away by instinct alone. I had someone try that when I waited tables. Didn't get past the first knuckle of their middle finger. I backed up smiled nicely and took the money with my hand.

doodlecloud 26

Friday 9 May 2014 15:21

Agreed. Even if I didn't realise what was happening till too late, OP says he stroked her for a few long seconds! Why didn't she tell him to **** off and back the hell away as soon as she felt it?

Username1223 6

Tuesday 13 May 2014 21:47

She obviously liked it cause if it really did bother her then she wouldn't have let him do that.

steampunktopus 1

Wednesday 28 May 2014 14:09

Maybe she was shy and too shocked or freaked to know what to do?

FML_Abuse_Team 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:16

Are you a guy or a girl?

EnderWolf1013 9

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:19

whyd you let him put it in your pocket? you kinda asked fkr it, but ill still give you a "i agree"

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 8 May 2014 23:31

My eyes just told my head to hurt...ouch.

mageepaigeee44 15

Friday 9 May 2014 3:34

"You kinda asked for* it" - wow. I'm not trying to make this a rape issue by any means but OP didn't "ask for it". It's not ******* appropriate to touch a stranger's thigh like that. A bunch of people are over analyzing this and trying to say OP should've moved out of the way or she saw it coming but I'm sure if she could have she would have otherwise she wouldn't have posted it to FML. She clearly wasn't asking for it.