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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By rioght onnn - 20/05/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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hazz_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:12

The elderly these days ¬_¬

ubbernoob 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:33

Whatever, you know you liked it.

Comments

greenman_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:10

GOD DAMN ELDERLY

KiSsKiZzy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 7:02

Wait wait wait!!! Did u enjoy it???

skullbashd 3

Monday 24 May 2010 1:05

GILF!

Randen_fml 0

Friday 1 October 2010 15:39

she was trying atleast. I bet she bought her house for 50 cents back then!

hazz_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:12

The elderly these days ¬_¬

Amkii 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:15

LOL! A quarter... big spender! I love answers 1 and 2. I literally lol'd at #1.

rebboy_2008 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:30

Wow... a whole quarter? She's really spending big time. I guess that early bird special down at Denny's will just have to wait another day.

ubbernoob 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:33

Whatever, you know you liked it.

zap_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:43

Whey! You pulled ;)

silverling 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:52

Grandma hands are the softest, and they can take their teeth out. ;)

thequeenofscots 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:56

At... least she was experienced?

jesusjr 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:58

On the bright side, you got a quater!

amelinat 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:40

Maybe you should invest in a tip jar or cup, to prevent further unwelcome hands in pockets. Or keep a spider or a cockroach in your pocket, to teach people not to put their hands in there.