Miscellaneous: Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun...

By silvernights21 - 05/01/2012 23:40 - United States

Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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You deserved it 7 802

By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 214

Three's company

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 18:00

Today, it was the marathon. My girlfriend, has a unique name spelling, ran and I cheered and passed her supplies at two different mile markers. I then noticed a guy I’d never met who had signs with her name at the same mile markers. She was too lazy to split up both her boyfriend’s mile markers. FML

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You deserved it 94

By :( - 14/06/2013 04:06 - United States - Parker

Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML

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You deserved it 7 721

By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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You deserved it 34 955

Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 137

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Friday 6 January 2012 8:43

If I were there, I'd cheer for you.

hero93 6

Friday 6 January 2012 8:46

She was probably really ugly, so they felt twice as bad for her. Don't worry OP.

Comments

nabila21 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:34

I fail at running BUT Jennifer ms aTHLETIC PERFECTNess person has 2 rub it in aLL our faces!!!! But I'm the best at doing Manry running In mah whole class

insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 9:52

I would cheer you on :))

Timmeh94 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:58

Join a sport kid.

mexiCAN41 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:37

Woo

robberry 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:23

Running a mile is not an accomplishment. A half marathon might get you a slow clap.

stinkystu7 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:44

What does OP mean haha

stinkystu7 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:49

What does OP mean haha

limlyea 0

Monday 9 January 2012 11:31

Omg I pushed you deserved it on accident!

AssassinsCRB 0

Monday 9 January 2012 18:32

We have to run more than a mile every second gym class and we aren't allowed to walk at all or we might get a 1 day suspension or just yelled at not rlly a big deal...