Miscellaneous: Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun...

By silvernights21 - 05/01/2012 23:40 - United States

Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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Three's company

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 18:00

Today, it was the marathon. My girlfriend, has a unique name spelling, ran and I cheered and passed her supplies at two different mile markers. I then noticed a guy I’d never met who had signs with her name at the same mile markers. She was too lazy to split up both her boyfriend’s mile markers. FML

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By :( - 14/06/2013 04:06 - United States - Parker

Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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_daniellesays_ 10

Friday 6 January 2012 8:43

If I were there, I'd cheer for you.

hero93 6

Friday 6 January 2012 8:46

She was probably really ugly, so they felt twice as bad for her. Don't worry OP.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Friday 6 January 2012 14:10

The fact the whole class was cheering indicates they all finished the mile ahead of you. Lose weight and you might make a couple of friends with your new found confidence. Otherwise, cheer yourself up with a couple of boxes of Twinkies.

samarch0079 0

Friday 6 January 2012 15:31

Not everyone is athletic. It dosent mean they're fat.

samarch0079 0

Friday 6 January 2012 15:28

Aww babygirl I'm sorry to hear that. My son has a form of autism (aspergers) and ADHD, he dosent have many friends & gets bullied for his shortcomings. I always tell him that family is the most important relationship you will ever have. Focus on where your heart is, & ignore the rest. We're cheering for you as is what looks like most of the FML family, & that's ALOT of people!!!

DanniMal87 3

Friday 6 January 2012 16:06

Who cares? Learn to motivate yourself dweeb!

Beeitch_ 1

Friday 6 January 2012 17:08

Oi.

LMeltdown 4

Friday 6 January 2012 17:23

Good for you! You DID it!! Keep up the good work and soon people will be cheering YOU on. Heck, I AM CHEERING YOU ON!!! I took up running 2 years ago and I could never ever run. Now I love it! Go for it, and don't be depressed!

karlynichole 5

Friday 6 January 2012 17:31

I'd cheer for u :)

gman90210 18

Friday 6 January 2012 17:39

That's messed up why ? I would be there to cheer you on. And you did an outstanding job on that run you should feel a lot of pride for what and how you did. Forget all those other creepers

gman90210 18

Friday 6 January 2012 17:41

Don't know why the moderation on this but I will be happy to text you and help with your joining the marines. But you might also consider the Airforce