By Baskets-Tailleur - 07/07/2014 06:58 - France

Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML
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TheKingKen 22

Clearly, he's not a real ninja. Real ninjas would've left you standing there, wondering where your shoes went

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Comments

Tcsey 3

Well the 10th Doctor wears converse with everything including a tux and his suit.

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laden_swallow09 34

Don't forget the blue-and-red 3D glasses!

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DocBastard 38

But not a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

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foreverhappy98 10

Well, that's a first! But I hope the interviewer understands!

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B90 9

Next time put the shoes on before you leave your place. Or leave early enough that you don't have to change shoes to "hurry" to an interview.

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Mauskau 35

Chances are, the smart shoes were heels and if you're walking you can't go too quickly in heels, also I doubt they wanted to turn up with aching feet.

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Beaker318 11

My thoughts exactly #26 Why is someone changing their shoes in the streets?

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FrankHotpants 31

That's the thing about first impressions, you only get one. Hopefully OPs also a wordsmith and is able to turn that into something positive.

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MidnaLink 33

I'd believe you… maybe not the "Ninja" part, but I'd believe you.

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mesutozil11 13

Ooh that must suck hope the guy understood

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ahippienamedrae 10

Shoulda karate chopped him like a real ninja.

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kelsorg 21

all you need is "everybody was kung fu fighiting" theme music to play him off into the sunset. fyl. ninja thief is still a bad thief and shoes are expensive!

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hxnnxh 14

On the bright side, the interviewer won't forget you, best of luck getting the job!

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