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By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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As you were

By ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

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Weird kink but OK

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML

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You deserved it 555

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 July 2019 17:35

Don’t leave us hanging! What happened when dad met the side guy? This ought to be good!

bosniangirl27 21

Friday 26 July 2019 20:19

Well.... what happened next?

Comments

Kaneki Chiaki 15

Friday 26 July 2019 16:48

Was it your mother? Or may be someone broke into your house and had sex?

Henry8cooper 15

Friday 26 July 2019 16:49

A lot more information than you really needed I guess...

acmariner99 25

Friday 26 July 2019 17:11

Could it be something on tv?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 July 2019 17:35

Don’t leave us hanging! What happened when dad met the side guy? This ought to be good!

bosniangirl27 21

Friday 26 July 2019 20:19

Well.... what happened next?

LostSoul 19

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:28

and the punchline is?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:34

I hope your dad gave the other guy a few good punches to the face.

HokieJ 10

Saturday 27 July 2019 2:36

You have a new daddy now!

Cowgirl1293 26

Saturday 27 July 2019 6:50

But what if the new "dad" might just actually be his biological father??

404wan 19

Saturday 27 July 2019 17:35

Didn't i see almost the same FML a short while ago?

Deadputz57 4

Saturday 27 July 2019 18:09

So, who was sex?

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