By StargazeKitsune - 31/07/2015 05:36 - United States - Kalispell

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML
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StargazeKitsune 18

Hey guys! OP here! So the burning question here is whether I had to clean it. I was *supposed* to help, but I gagged everytime I got within 10 feet of it, so I was spared for everyone else's sake. We didn't need two messes to clean...the video itself is a little embarrassing because I had literally NO idea what to do. (Never been trained in shit scenarios, surprisingly....), but everyone has good humor and their own horror stories to accompany it so it's pretty much like I've just become the weirdest celebrity ever. His commentary WAS really hilarious, though I'm not sure if he'll be posting the on Facebook or Youtube. He said he doesn't want one of his friends to see it and go "OH MY GOD THAT'S GRANDPA JIM!" But I have a feeling it'll still live in infamy for a while. Anyways, thanks for all the jokes guys! I've been laughing all day. I'll have to show this to everyone at work so they can get a kick out of it too. ;)

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Top comments

Welshite 39

He was practicing for his narration for National Geographic. "Watch the young female approach the scat sample left by the older, more experienced, male of the species. She inspects the feces and quickly removes it from her territory."

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roselysunset 12

Please upload this to Youtube. I need to see your face as you stare down the poop.

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Comments

magiotti 10

Sounds like a shitty manager who shouldnt be employed there..

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chinaski7628 32

Yep, people with a sense of humor should never work anywhere.

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StargazeKitsune 18

Hey guys! OP here! So the burning question here is whether I had to clean it. I was *supposed* to help, but I gagged everytime I got within 10 feet of it, so I was spared for everyone else's sake. We didn't need two messes to clean...the video itself is a little embarrassing because I had literally NO idea what to do. (Never been trained in shit scenarios, surprisingly....), but everyone has good humor and their own horror stories to accompany it so it's pretty much like I've just become the weirdest celebrity ever. His commentary WAS really hilarious, though I'm not sure if he'll be posting the on Facebook or Youtube. He said he doesn't want one of his friends to see it and go "OH MY GOD THAT'S GRANDPA JIM!" But I have a feeling it'll still live in infamy for a while. Anyways, thanks for all the jokes guys! I've been laughing all day. I'll have to show this to everyone at work so they can get a kick out of it too. ;)

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kaablam 17

A little bit dramatic, don't you think? I'm sure you knew better than literally having no idea what to do. It's poop, you clean it up.

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mduckie101 21

That sounds like a pretty crappy day, hope the next one isn't as poopy :/ I knoe I wouldn't handle that situation flawlessly either. At least every one has a good sene of humor and you can laugh about it!

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whatarethisss 23

i guess it's all about making memories. both, good and bad...

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countryb_cth 38

@45 It's not over dramatic she works at a restaurant I would be shocked to find shit on the floor too. Thats not something you usually find at a restaurant. Also some people have sensitive stomachs.

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alphafish17 16

At least you work for someone who has a sense of humor

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mommytoE 6

When I worked at my daughter's day school, I too was caught on video discovering poop. Except mine was a little girl but she had smeared it everywhere...face...walls. Everyone had a good laugh watching the replay of that video. I feel your pain, OP!

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limegreenpoopie 31

HAHAHAHA I'm sorry but that is too funny xD

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samlovesham1234 9

I hope it was in the bathroom. Please say it was in the bathroom.

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StargazeKitsune 18

It was!..buuut it was also right in front of the front door. On the INSIDE. The bathroom was just icing on the cake!

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samlovesham1234 9

Guess he didn't make it there in time. Yikes. Sorry you had to deal with that. Now I just hope it wasn't like that other FML submission where the shite was all over the whole bathroom including the walls. That has happened where I work. Crazy.

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Bugaboo38 3

I'm sure you're not half as embarrassed as he was.

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