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By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2023 22:00

Today, I realized I look better with a Hitler moustache than any other facial hairstyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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TruthBeTold36 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

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LadyDeadPool 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 1:19

Personally I would had prefered an SS man but ah well

Sapire12 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:13

that is so disturbing..... i think i am at a loss for words..........

littlericht 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:58

Did u get carpet burn on ur lips frm the mustash! Lol!

shanniemac 2

Monday 28 November 2011 2:17

???

Firenze90 0

Friday 17 February 2012 21:16

That's Reich out of order.Well, Jew win some, Jew lose some. I hope you Sieg Heiled a cab home, then brushed your teeth with your Eva Braun toothbrush.

chilearmy123 4

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:51

You deserved that one!

Kayaker96 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 19:15

That would be out of mein kampfort zone too...

Greggums 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 9:19

Wtf that's not an fml that's hilarious xD

l248xt 14

Saturday 19 July 2014 7:03

Oh, nein you didn't!

mainlineloser 9

Friday 3 October 2014 21:20

I really did Nazi that coming

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