Scary and Garden: Maybe I'm Amazed

Maybe I'm Amazed

By cachow - 06/09/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 37 398

Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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You deserved it 45 395

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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You deserved it 66 275

By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 241

By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 302

By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 32 930

Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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You deserved it 1 588

Hey Jude, don't make it bad

By faul - 26/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

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You deserved it 212

By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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You deserved it 3 795

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 5 859

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:03

Where can I get one of these?

imajinethat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:02

YDI for not recognizing a Legend when you saw him.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:03

Where can I get one of these?

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:08

Why do you NEED one of these, Alan?

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:09

No comment.

freddyyy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:56

Why WOULDN'T you need one?

dimkims 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 19:03

Why wouldn't you want one!

ark864 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:42

lol i would steal it =]

amy397123 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:12

I lol'd.

hairt 4

Tuesday 14 September 2010 17:15

me too hahahah it's like op stupidly yelled hello at no one lolololololololol

breenarae25 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:34

creepy but lol

blameyourself 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:12

you say goodbye...

mwz777 0

Monday 29 March 2010 16:45

and I say hello

pu13 5

Sunday 23 May 2010 4:49

hello goodbye

V4ZQU3Z 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:38

hola adios

chunkymunky666 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:49

I don't know y u say goodbye I say hello :D

MichelleMaBelle_fml 16

Saturday 1 August 2015 20:23

I sang that once

fungigiby7 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:13

Haha "get your very own cardboard stalker now" Only 9.99$

quontag 15

Monday 18 June 2012 6:20

$9.99*

Lawrence_Tam 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:15

lol wow :) nice one, not entirely your fault tho i guess

Emico_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:24

******* hell where can I buy me a life sized cardboard Paul?!

BurpusMe 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:29

#10 FTW!!!

slipkid 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:38

damn I want one!

Magic_Stars 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 12:58

it isnt really that bad :P

sublime93 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 13:14

...So? Is there a part 2 to the story?

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Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, a girl at my tanning salon was ranting about how expensive it was and how she wished there was a cheaper way to get a tan. I joked, "Like from the sun?" She angrily called me a "sassy bitch", screamed to my boss about me, and then threatened to sue us when he kicked her out. FML

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Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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You deserved it 19 783

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

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Today, I was hosting a slumber party for my daughter, but I ended it abruptly and demanded that every child be picked up. Several pissed off parents and a sobbing daughter later, I’m the most hated. I made them leave after two of the girls bragged about losing their virginity. They’re 12. FML

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Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML

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Maybe I'm Amazed

Same thing different taste

Making a scene

Sorry dude

Hey Jude, don't make it bad

Avoidance issues

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