By ellibits - 18/09/2009 07:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML
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ellibits 0

Hi, I am the original poster, and I don't think he's ugly; just his mugshot isn't exactly flattering. But whose is?! Apparently he used to steal a long time ago to overcompensate being secretly gay. Whatever, he's no longer my problem.

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jillz 0

You should be happy to have a nice easy warning like this. Now you can get out clean, BEFORE he becomes too much a pain in your ass.

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ihatestupidppl 0

Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...

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abester1 0

No one ever questioned why he would have 30 new pairs of shoes of the same make and size?? Lol

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Jaguaress 2

Hopefully, you'll change this to read EX-boyfriend quite soon.

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The_Pleb 0

Lol at you spakas ^^^ You called the guy who called the chick in another FML fat shallow, but know yall sayin dump him cus hes ugly HYPOCRITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MisplacedSocks 0

I think she's saying dump him for being a shoplifter. Not for being ugly.

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strawberryspacejam 11

Can we remember that its a gay guy, Sock dude

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MisplacedSocks 0

Did you read the post I was replying to before replying to mine? Cause I wasn't speaking about the OP when I said she, thanks though.

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chrismace 11

It sucks that your boy friends is ugly and stupid enough to shoplift at the store you work at.

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ellibits 0

Hi, I am the original poster, and I don't think he's ugly; just his mugshot isn't exactly flattering. But whose is?! Apparently he used to steal a long time ago to overcompensate being secretly gay. Whatever, he's no longer my problem.

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eigelste 0

Your not the op lmao 0 confirmed of 0 posted nice try douche

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Slowly swipe your boyfriend's possessions, then dump him. :)

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Exhumed 0

i'm pretty sure they meant that your boyfriend was hot when they were referring to his face :|

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