Work: Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had...

By bells - 30/12/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had to hear my boss walk around with bells attached to her shoes. She circled the office a total of 34 times today. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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FNovus 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 13:19

why the hell were there bells attached to her feet anyway

mura_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 12:29

Next time don't get shitfaced when you have to work in the morning. I assume you're not in college anymore... That would still be annoying, though, even if you aren't hungover, so fyl for having a person like that as a boss.

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patticake1601 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:03

self inflicted....YDI don't go out drinking if you have work the next day and you know you suffer from hangovers!!! duhhhh

Slimma 20

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:51

YDI. You going to get all drunk then come to work. Idiot.

flemhead 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:58

what an awesome way to punish someone for coming into hungover. hahahahaha

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:24

No sympathy here. Getting hungover the night before you go to work? Serves ya right. Do it on a night you don't have to work the next day.

dawgzor 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:27

FYL... Well it was Tuesday yesterday!

girlygirllol8 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:44

who knows why he was drinking!...mabey he just went through a break up

idkweird 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:22

And so the best way to deal is, obviously, to get drunk on a work night? OP is an adult and, as an adult, should have made a better decision. Doesn't matter WHY they were drinking, only that they did it to themselves.

muffinsareyummy 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:01

god, i can't even imagine how brutal that must've been. **** your life to hell and back, dude.

zaphilia 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:46

Couldn't you just politely ask her to get rid of the bells?

sistersestina 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:14

Least you could tell when she was coming and could pretend to be working in time, then nurse your hangover in the times between.

taoKAKA 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:39

its dangerous and risky to go to work the day after you drink like that. i'm personally straight edge, so i don't drink, but for those that do, its kinda stupid to do something like that. it's not like they cant tell you were drinking the previous night cuz i bet they can.... don't do that... its risky...