Today, at the start of my HSC exam I didn’t bother turning my...

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 13:29

Today, at the start of my HSC exam I didn’t bother turning my phone off because I never (really never) get any texts or calls. Guess who randomly became super popular half way through the exam? FML.

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