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By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By buckerooo - 03/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By needsnewshorts - 16/07/2013 01:42 - United States - San Clemente

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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alhummel21 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:04

Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:16

she should be the one posting fml

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bowener12 0

Friday 6 February 2009 2:47

SAMEZIESZZS... but i woulda shit on her. nbfd.

I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:47

just search up 69 in the search page!! a girl did post something like that

alhummel21 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:04

Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended

dimelowar 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:49

lmaaaoooo

chrisg2001 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:50

lol too funni

popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:16

she should be the one posting fml

jaydiz 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 4:23

FHL, for sure.

rachelforgot2 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:58

hahah # 19! isnt the anus by your goods #16? wow id be sick if that happened

Natalie2k8 6

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:39

This isn't a FML, It's a FHL poor girl. You should give her ten freebees to make up for it

allieallie 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 6:36

agreeeed right there

thebigO_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:10

wow...smooth!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:48

LOL

onluckiest 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:14

"Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my boyfriend, and he farted right in my noise. FML"

EmreArslan 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:15

In her noise? Weird...

DollfaceStace 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:49

was she sucking your balls too?? wouldn't they block the ass, a little bit?

Vintage_Cola 29

Wednesday 20 January 2016 15:14

You're thinking too hard about this. That's some South Park shit right there.

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